I realized early on that my mission in life was to help the human race.Dog knows, they need it. Most of the humans I've met are pleasant enough but not particularly bright. If you don't believe me, take a glance at
any newspaper. Humans slander, threaten, beat up or kill each other just
for money or power. Puh-lease!

They spend their time rushing from one place to another, barely resting, mostly cooped up in buildings. And look at how they eat-and even try to force us to eat! Salads, dieting, vitamins-yuck! Who cares if most of the food supply is grown in devitalized soil, with chemicals galore and processed until little nutrition is left! Food is fun, and the best way to eat is to gorge until you pass out.

I figure that a whole race who can't even get the basics of food, rest
and shelter right is in big trouble and desperately in need of my help."

Above is the first paragraph from The Pekinese Who Saved Civilization, my magnificent book that shows you how to solve all personal and global problems. If you haven't read it yet, you're missing out big time. Allow me to introduce myself--I'm Sir Addison Silber Howell, Esq., the amazing Wonder Dog. This is my fabulous website where you can buy my books and ask me questions. You'll see that my wisdom is truly astounding!